I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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