Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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