He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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