I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
bring money and cleavage
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
