What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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