Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I smell like Dick and happiness
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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