Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Who died my cat blue again?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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