real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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