Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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