didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We had sex on a dog bed..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
