this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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