Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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