I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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