Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
40s are totally the cure
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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