Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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