Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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