The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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