Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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