i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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