Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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