I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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