what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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