Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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