If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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