So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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