I'm gonna have a badass scar
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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