Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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