I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
zippers are such a cool invention
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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