Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
home. puking in laundry basket.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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