it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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