Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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