Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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