I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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