Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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