two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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