Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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