Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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