have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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