I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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