this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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