I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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