ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I think your dad took our porno
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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