I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
