I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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