So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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