After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I want a musical about memes.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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