Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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