He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think a kid would responsible me up
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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