Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
