All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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