I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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