I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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